Welcome to the Most
Boring Webpage Ever Conceived…
You've probably noticed that there's a profound lack of background special
effects, graphics, or even text. I
personally believe that it's content and not flash that most web surfers are
looking for. Sure, it's okay for people with ISDN or T1 lines to load up on the
graphics-heavy pages, but we mere mortals who cruise the net at 56k or less
have only so much patience. Consider this a respite from the
graphics-intensive flair that the Web has become.
The Strange Medium Guy with...
- A bad haircut...
- A really white fishing hat
- Eclectic taste in Japanese
animation, aka anime. To find out what anime is, click here . Be warned...it's a long list.
- Way too much time on
his hands. :-) Of course, this is currently being remedied by my current
place of employment, Daniel Woodhead Company. They make industrial electrical
fixtures and connectors, and you can click here if you're interested. Plug!
- An addiction to good fanfics. Since MegaZone has retired from his post some other
people have taken on the task of maintaining the archive.
- Generic taste in music. :-)
Hey...I know what I like.
- Not enough money to buy good
If you really want to know what I look like, click here. I'm
posing with a Pontiac Grand Am, which my brother calls the Deathmobile.
Apparently, it doesn't have enough horses for his taste, but I like it. Of
course, that was a few years back, and I now drive a Buick Regal.
Update! Well, the
Buick Regal was on its last tires, so I traded up for an Infiniti G35. The only bad part about this is (other than
the price tag)…they didn’t have green. L
A while back, a friend of mine by the name of Philip Moyer made up a sketch of my Undocumented Features counterpart leaning
against a DeLorean. To see it, click here.
Some stats on me...
- Height: 5'10
- Weight: 140 lbs., or
- Trademark green jogging
- Trademark white fishing hat.
- Chinese by heritage, American
by birth. What a mix! :-)
- Consistently messy hair. :P
- Typing speed: Around 70 wpm
or so, depending on whether or not I've had my dose of Pepsi.
A few of my favorite things...
- Anime...of course! :-) One
good site to check out is the Anime Web
- Going on IRC...usually under the
nickname of DocMui. Sadly, I don’t have much time for
- Writing fanfics,
Features and Anime
Detective. But, just before you jump in, a gentle intro. If you want more
fanfics, there's always the Eyrie
site. It's home to a lot more fanfics than just mine alone, and I think they're all
worth reading. All that, and you
- Playing video games. Sadly, I seem to have contracted the
dread Pokemon virus, as I have all 5
Game Boy games, and Pokemon Stadium 1 & 2—as well as Pokemon for
L However, never let it be said that I
don’t learn from some of the
best trainers on the Net.
- I do volunteer work for Omni Youth Services. Think “Big Brother/Big
Sister” only with a lot more support. If you’re in the Chicago area and want to make a
difference in a kid’s life, check it out!
- Going to conventions,
especially Anime Central. I used to go to Katsucon,
but stopped at around Katsucon 9—or, as
they called it, Katsucon 9.1, the con that was
snowed in. I go there to take
pictures of strange an interesting people, spend lots of $, and get art
commissions done. Maybe I’ll
open up an art gallery for some of the more interesting ones.
- I am currently hooked on City of Heroes. If you see Mr-Kinetic
on the Infinity server, that would be me.
A few of my favorite newsgroups...
Some random homepages...
Gee...do you sense a trend, here? ;-)
Warning! This page (like so many others) is still under construction.
Last updated on March 23, 2006.
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