Domain of the Deathmobile

Designation: 1996 Pontiac Grand Am GT, AKA Hellcat V, AKA Deathmobile

Class: Medium sedan/Medium fighter

Role: Transportation/Medium Support Fighter

Weapons: None/2 ion cannons, 2 particle cannons, 6 Image-recognition missiles/A nasty attitude

Maneuverability: Average/60 dps of yaw, pitch, and roll/Reallyreally nimble for her size

I think it shows that I'm something of a Wing Commander fan.  Anyway, if you really want to know what happened to the old Skylark, read on.  If not, you know where the back button is.

However, it hasn't been all fun and games.  On December 26, 1997, I had a nice little crash-up which left the Hellcat with a broken drivers-side headlight and some fender damage.  After almost a month in a pitiful little Toyota (hey, that was all my insurance would cover!), the Hellcat finally returned.  Sure, she squeaks a little bit more now and again, but she still has it when I need it.

For a more updated picture of me and Hellcat, click here.

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