Mayhem Inc. #2: "Foundations, Part 3" LA SENA PLAZA, SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO The leader of the band of deadly assassins grinned menacingly behind his mask. His fell masters had ordered him to eliminate this...deejay, and he was only to glad to oblige them. Silently, he flickered his fingers, signaling one of his troop. The midnight-clad warrior nodded, and slinked off into the shadows of the plaza. One by one, each combatant was given his duties, and sent to perform them. There was one last acolyte to be dealt with. Breathing deeply, the leader signaled the smallest of his band to take up a guard position on a nearby rooftop. The disciple responded with confusing signals of his own. The leader repeated the order. The disciple responded with a dazzling array of maneuvers that were part salute, part catcher signal, and part seizure. "If you weren't Sensei's nephew..." he thought to himself. Ah well, the rooftop would have to remain unguarded. It's not like there was any danger up there. Up on that particular rooftop, Howard Frazetta smiled behind his shining faceplate. From his vantage point, he watched the enemy forces move into position, and was carefully calculating the best location to make his entrance. In the back of his mind, the thought occurred that a good entrance was important for some reason... He shook his head. No time for distractions now, he decided. The time was right, the place was here, the gestalt was...NOW! An eerie keening, like a great bird of prey, interrupted the semi- decrepit radio personality in mid-ramble. From the all-concealing shadows, the Ninjas of Doom looked up to see a dark, red winged figure glide across the square, landing squarely within their attack pattern. "Do not be afraid!" the newcomer thundered. "This location is under attack by dark minions of evil, but you are under the protection of...um.." Behind them, his protectee whispered to the man beside him, "This is just...not happening." Howard remembered the codename he'd been assigned: "The protection of BloodWing!" He sent a silent command to his cape's onboard CPU, causing it to smoothly wrap itself about his torso, concealing the weapons strapped to his chest and waist. BloodWing waited. And waited. And waited... "Well?" he boomed, with just a touch of feedback, "I don't have all day..." At this, the ninjas attacked. The leader took the point, leaping from behind an antenna van, and swinging his short blade in a blow which fell like the end of an empire, crashing on the helm of his adversary. Modern technology met ancient mysticism, and the result was apparently a draw. The sword's blade managed to crack the enhanced AlON coating over the faceplate, disrupting the electronics within. On the other hand, it also got stuck. The two warriors stood, mask to mask, as the ninjas circled about them, warily watching for an opening. BloodWing flared his cape suddenly, and with great gusto, punted his opponent squarely in the stomach [or maybe, just maybe, a little lower. Depends on which cover you bought]. In either case, the leader let go of his weapon, and curled into a small ball. BloodWing ripped his now-useless helmet off, and looked out upon his attackers with a face marred only by a slight cut to his forehead, which bled heavily, but did little more than obscure his vision. [Scalp cuts are like that] Trusting his artificially enhanced systems to take care of the minor inconvenience of his wound, BloodWing pivoted on his left foot, catching a surprised assassin in the side of the head. Growling with adrenaline, he leaped at another, driving him backwards to the ground, and giving the red-caped one room to maneuver. As his cape swirled dramatically [following a preset program] BloodWing drew his staff, charging it's cells as it extended to it's full length. He swung the simmering baton in a wide arc, forcing the ninjas to backflip to defensive positions. As before, he felt new instincts take command, and he moved in for the kill. Several ninjas fell in the next few moments, some due to the electric discharges, some due to having a large metal pole bashed over their heads. In any case, they fell like dominoes, one after another. Finally, only two were left, the original attacker, who'd recovered his wind, and his sword, and a smaller hired killer, who seemed to be twitching slightly. BloodWing's eyes narrowed, perceiving meaning in those twitches. Whatever the pair was going to do, it would happen soon. Unfortunately, it happened sooner than that. The smaller, more frenetic assailant cartwheeled between his target and his apparent superior, releasing a handful of metallic pinwheels, which whistled through the air, stitching a line across BloodWing's chest, damaging not only his cape [which now rippled uncontrollably, pinned to a brick wall] but also his staff, and his inferior vena cava. The last, which would be mortal wounds to many, was not a problem. Unfortunately, the damage to his cape had destroyed his mobility, and his staff, which he'd carried more or less as a trophy, was now utterly useless. Howling in frustration, he tore free of the clinging mantle, charging at his most recent attacker. Had he not been so generally pissed [angry, to our British brethren and sistren], he might have remembered that he had *two* assailants, one of whom was rapidly tumbling into the shadows, while the other buried his sword up to the hilt in BloodWing's stomach, and twisted it back and forth. Frustration turned to pain. Lots of pain. We aren't talking paper cut here. Howard shuddered in agony, as the leader, noting the absence of his designated target, spoke, for the first time, into a small walkie-talkie he'd extracted for his sash. "Twilight to base." he hissed. "Mission failed, prepare for extraction." He walked over to the moaning hero, bent over, recovered his blade, and after conscientiously cleaning the blade, replaced it in its scabbard. He walked to the center of the plaza, and paused. Walking back to BloodWing [now bloody for real] he kicked him in the ribs a few times. Not for any particular revenge or anything...he just felt like it. While BloodWing watched in ever increasing agony, the dark-clad legions moved into the plaza, some carrying fallen comrades. A whirring from above made those that could look up expectantly, as a shining beam of bright light pierced the early morning gloom, sweeping the plaza, pausing momentarily on the hunched BloodWing before settling on the ninjas. The bright light dazzled our hero, and behind the thudding of his pulse, something awoke. Howard shook his head as reality swam. For just a moment, he thought he was in a castle...no it must be shock. Wait, why was he wearing armor? He shook his head, nearly fainting at the pain. He had to get somewhere safe, somewhere he could let his body heal. The Gate was out..his only radio was in the now shattered helmet. His eyes fell on the bank of phones the DJ had been using.... With gargantuan effort, he pulled himself to the table, and as reality danced around him, dialed the first number he could think of... The line connected, "Sacre merde...who is dis!" a clearly Cajun voice responded. "Gotta talk to CJ.." Howard said weakly. "This be he..who are you?" "How-annen, I mean Howard. I'm in La Sena Plaza, need help." "Be right there, mon ami. CJ come pick you up." "Good..." Howard slumped to the floor. There he lay, motionless, not even twitching when the gaudily-painted van arrived. SOMEWHERE IN SANTA FE, THREE HOURS LATER. Chretien St. Jacques, aka [for reasons both obvious and subtle] CJ, sat and watched as a medical miracle was performed before his very eyes. Acting on impulse, he'd gone out to help the person he'd known only as Howard, only to find a blood-stained [apparent] superguy unconscious amidst a sea of turmoil. With the aid of his nearly omnipresent waldoes, he'd managed to contain his net.friend during a series of violent convulsions, both in the van, and here at home. But what took him aback was the speed at which Howard was healing. Bones reknit, arteries reconnected, and skin flowed like syrup, sealing up the wound, until all that was left was a lot of dirty sheets. There was major blood loss, however, and it wasn't entirely clear where the raw materials for the regeneration had originated from. There was definitely more to this than he'd suspected. Howard stirred once more, and CJ tapped out a macro to his waldoes, preparing to contain the fit. But this time, Howard's eyes opened wide. "Namosi oviq! Uthvas bethud!" Howard roared, knocking the robotic arms free. Startled, CJ rolled back, fingers typing furiously. Howard blinked, "CJ? Is that yo- Lathrac si mutando!" He stood, eyes blazing. "Hya sep Dokannen!" Then he dropped to his knees, "NO!!! I am Howard Frazetta! CJ! Help me!" His wheelchair-bound companion rolled closer, eyes cautious. Howard growled, doing an amazingly accurate impersonation of a very large lion. Head twitching, he crouched, scanning the room around him. This was not where he was supposed to be, Dokannen decided. Last he knew, he'd been surrounded by armed men, but now he was in a bedchamber, perhaps the black-skinned sorceror's. Sorceror he must be, since he had a throne that moved, and those living arms... "There called waldoes..." a voice whispered in his head. Dokannen turned to locate the speaker, startling CJ even more. But the voice continued: "I am Howard Frazetta. Somehow, we both share this body...you must tell me how." Dokannen's mind whirled in confusion, shards of memory tumbling into view. The other presence grew in intensity, as tthe truth dawned. "I do not..exist..." the presence murmured, fuzzing out slightly. Now, Dokannen found he could think more clearly. "You were created so they could use my body...but they did not count on my having an intellect." Dok paused his internal dialogue. He was speaking...English? "Your memories and mine are merging." the fading Howard-mind said. "Soon, I will be gone, but what knowledge I was given will remain yours...use it well, my brother...." The presence was gone, but in it's place came a wash of information. Dokannen absorbed it all, as his ego took it's place again, this time without discord. "I am Dokannen the Savage, stripped from my own world." he said, knoledge glowing behind his eyes. "And I need your help...CJ." "CJ not sure he knows what be happening, but if you promise not to break the place up, CJ will help." Dok smiled at his crewcut acquaintance. "I think I can oblige you." HEAVEN'S GATE, SANGRE DE CRISTO MOUNTAINS, ONE EXPOSITION LATER. The Three, Grand Council of the organization known as Cerebos, were having a bad day. Oh it had started out well enough, what with the plans they'd laid down for months coming to fruition. They'd found a subject, brainwashed him into submission, and sent him out to do good deeds, all in preparation for the day when he'd be called to defend the nation. In other words, a perfect day. Then everything went to Hell[tm]. In his first outing, BloodWing had gone off-line during the opening blows, and when help had finally arrived, they'd found most of his nifty tech strewn across the battlefield. Even the cape, over which one of the Three was almost weeping. And BloodWing himself had vanished. Even now, the Elite were out looking for him. And now, the compound was under attack, by person or persons unknown. Screams of rage echoed outside their hidden chamber. It was time to make a dramatic exit. Hell[tm], it was time to make *any* exit. Three feet of solid orichalc thrust through the metal door, sliced down to the floor, and quickly withdrew, leaving a jagged slash in it's wake. This was followed by two massive hands, which peeld it open like a can of sardines, revealing the panther-like form of: "Dokannen the Savage, at your service, gentlemen." Dok announced, stepping into the light. For all their power, the Three didn't look like much. Too be honest, they looked like overgrown comic-book fans. It hadn't taken long for CJ to dig up blueprints for the compound, from a real-estate agency's computer. He'd climed the mountain behind the base, slid down a ventilation shaft, and after a short side trip to reacquire his sword, made his way here. "By the Sun and Moon. I should *punish* you..." Dok growled, causing at least one of the three to lose control of his bladder. "However, I know why you did it, so I'll let you live." The relief was almost palpable. "But..." they tensed again, "I will not serve you. In fact, I will not even use the names you gave me. I am not Howard Frazetta, though his knowledge is mine. I am certainly not BloodWing, who was incredibly badly designed...I am Dokannen...deal with it?" Showing more backbone than I'd given him credit for, one of the Three spoke up, "We *made* you! The least you could do is let us contact you. The time may come when the power we gave you will be needed!" "I'll think about it. I believe the proper term is: `Don't call us, we'll call you.'" With that, he stepped back out the door, and out of the hands of the Three, forever. "At least we still have this kewl cape." one of the trio mused. The others threw food at him until he shut up. They'd played their cards, hoping to create a new champion. They had him, and lost him. Life does that, sometimes. SABLE TOWERS, ALBUQUERQUE The realtor showed his newest client the penthouse office suite, pointing out the tremendously expansive, not to mention expensive, view of the city, the black stone desk, the secret stairway to the rooms on the floor below, and the built-in laser security grid. Everything an up-and-coming businessman would want. "Do you approve, sir?" "Yes..this will do nicely," the client murmured. Unfortunately, a hacker had accidently crashed the computers, forcing the realtor to ask the following silly question. "I'm afraid I have to ask for your name again, sir. And your business, so we can file the zoning permits." "My business..." the buyer smiled thinly, "is acquisitions. As for my name, you can call me Garth...Modred Garth." Next ish: "Connections" begins.